I _________________ hereby solemnly promise to be a true International Rescue Hero and to care for Gertie for the rest of her life. I understand that Gertie is a super low energy dog. I also understand that she loves facial hair.
I'm prepared for some serious laziness. I will give her the exercise, discipline, and affection that every dog needs.
I also promise to donate my Official Rescue Point to a real animal shelter so I can help more dogs, and to share my success stories and adventures on my Adventure Log so the good people at ShelterPups.com can know how Gertie is doing.